crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

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codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

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There’s that 70% of life that sucks, but that 30% is the part of your life that’s worth living My dad (via biddiess)
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ddecatur:

uglycody:

HAHAHAHA IM SO IN DEBT ITS RETARDED

Same tho

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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ewokk:

kissing is great

but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

455,008 notes   -  30 September 2014