I’ll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. Mae West (via observando)
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secretlymartinfreeman:

the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class

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  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog. A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 33113)
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waitingfortheyellowbird:

Date someone who literally begs to go down on you

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